As the Art Crimes '96 tour trudges across multiple continents, we will be keeping an eye out for egregious violations of the general aesthetic sensibility. The outstanding products of our search will be presented below.
ITEM ONE: The creator of this sculpture, which graces an intersection in downtown Charlotte, N.C., was forced by the city to sand down the woman's nipples so as to make them less protuberant. 
ITEM TWO: This brass porker lives in the window of an art gallery in Palm Beach, Florida. Palm Beach - a hotbed of art-criminal activity.
ITEM THREE: Use an accordion, go to jail.
It's as simple as that.
ITEM FOUR:
The Granddaddy
Of Them All
ITEM FIVE:
Roadside in Brussels
ITEM SIX:
Dublin:
-- it's a franchise operation
ITEM SEVEN:
Are You Kidding?
Use a banjo, go to Hell
ITEM EIGHT:
Sculpture in front of museum in Seattle
ITEM NINE:
Statue in K.C.
- a capital offense?
Read 'em and weep
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