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Jan. 1, 1997



1. Don't fuck anybody, ever. It's not worth it.

2. Lose 50 or so lbs. ASAP (see resolution lists from last seven years)

3. Get even with all the assholes. Remember: vengeance is the best revenge.

4. Learn how to play "St Louis Tickle" and "Dallas Rag" on the acoustic guitar.

5. Develop a sense of entitlement (whether I deserve it or not)

6. Throw away my entire wardrobe and start over. By popular request

7. Start something new and stick with it. "1997 - the year I finally learned how to sight read!" - sounds nice, doesn't it?

8. For god's sake don't buy any more guitars. Unless, you know, something really special turns up...

9. Make donation to American Liver Foundation. just in case.

10. Return a few phone calls, once in a while. Just to keep' em guessing

11. "Thank You" note to Howard Rose, one that covers the last six or so Christmases

12. Get over this silly website thing and get back to work. Before it's too late

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