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At last, we have a winner! After many months and numerous contests, all of which ended with no winners and no prizes awarded, we have finally chosen a winner for the "Millennium Anthem" song contest. The winning entry is presented below.

THE MOP SONG 2000

Say mop-d'dweedit
The sky is falling
Men of Earth
Your time is up
We're coming in
To decorate your world
To mopify your planet
Say moppity-mop-d'dweedit

Say celebration
Der Himmel fallt
Hombres de la Tierra
Votre temps est fini
It's party time
But first a thorough cleaning
We'll moppify your planet
Say moppity-mop-d'dweedit

Our leader told us
That y'all are psycho
That soon you'll be
Right in our face
Say hallelujah
The Fire-Mop is hungry
We'll mopify your planet
Say moppity-mop-d'dweedit

Music & Lyrics by:
Stend'or of the Rill
C/3* S.S. Revelation
Sector 1267H4
Earth Orbit 10121

Killer! Stend'or will be spending an all-expenses paid fortnight at the Laguna Ritz Carlton hotel, including breakfast on either the American or the Continental plan. And, barring extraordinary hazard, Mr. of the Rill will be attending a real live Steely Dan tracking session, somewhere in Los Angeles, as the highlight of his visit to Southern California. Enjoy!!!